F.I.B is all about free..so,
THIS SATURDAY AFTERNOON! OCT. 13th!
Opening Party for a Photo Exhibit by...KHAKI BEDFORD
(Templars Side Project)
The ELECTRIC SHADOWS!
Starts at 3pm!
FREE! FOOD! BOOZE!
at: PASSOUT RECORDS
131 Grand Street Btwn Bedford & Berry
FREE SHOW @ Passout Records Saturday!
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NO!! or, i mean, if FIB had been in tha' hood at the same time somebody else was getting lentil soup for $3.79--
She would have seen a woman wrestling a tricycle SUV stroller into a local joint with obvious effort & no small amout of glaring from the reporter on the scene. I was incredulous but did look, okay, maybe this kid is handicapped and there's, like--
A BABY IRON LUNG*
in there also, which would be sad, but understandable. No, just a toddler who will surely grow to hate his parents as much as all of us who suffers their gross narcissism today already does.
No lie: tires over a foot high, whole goddamn contraption three feet across; where the fuck was she going, the Paris Dakar rally? Out of the Green Zone in Bagdhad? Earth moving the New Panama Canal? (At the same time having no clue about the Panamians in Brooklyn.) She looked like she stepped out of Land's End catalog or something too, tho' I'm sure the clothes were more expensive than that in fact.
My friend Berenice (The Abbott)/BZA saw the whole thing from outside because-- hello, We're From Fucking Brooklyn-- we don't travel in packs in small spaces & we don't haul Baby McMansions down the aisles either.
BZA's pretty confrontational sometimes & asked the woman, as she was walking out, scraping the restaurant door & Douchebag Buggy alike, "Is that a luxury stroller, lady?"
Later, at an insane(ly great) Chinese noodle joint in Sunset Park, there were two little (NORMAL) strollers & a third toddler in the same space occupied by The Great White** Dope of Smith St. We all sucked down hot soup & dumplings in harmony.
* insert "Big Lebowski" iron lung sounds here.
** oh, are we not supposed to say that? Sorry-- we didn't say it!! Everyone is equal, really, & neither race nor class matter when it comes to street smarts: if some folks are more equally stupid, arrogant, wasteful & inconsiderate then we should keep quite, because surely they "earned" their inconsideration.
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